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Early drafts for my memoirs
Sometimes Glen likes to tie my hair up in a ponytail. Today at football was one of those times

Sometimes Glen likes to tie my hair up in a ponytail. Today at football was one of those times

I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)

It’s got to the stage where literally every single time I’m in the shower I just pretend to be Tom Delonge or someone else in a similarly awesome band. 

I wanna be able to sing :(((((

Hero, inspiration, idol etc. Basically, I love Jesse Lacey 

Hero, inspiration, idol etc. Basically, I love Jesse Lacey 

(Source: brand-nizzle)

You know who you are (One direction, JLS the wanted etc)

You know who you are (One direction, JLS the wanted etc)

(Source: ishosh1)

After all the people telling me they voted for me to win best hair at prom I’ll only be a little bit heartbroken if I don’t. And If I don’t, I fully expect someone to go “Kanye West” and kick off 

Anonymous asked: Well now you have a pound :) P.S I want to dress you as well and be your wife.

Deal, but your anonymity might be a bit of a problem